My World According to Tommy Callahan

A lot my jackass friends have, in their brutal honesty, noted that it is pretty difficult to maintain a dating blog when you don't actually go on any dates.  I cannot deny that sentiment.  It is easier said than done in that department as I have clearly demonstrated.  Because of this, I fear this blog is getting boring.  Am I running out of ways to interest you, fearless readers?

In order to combat swelling indifference, I leave you with this.  Replace "sale" with "date" and this is a pretty accurate description of how I approach a one-on-one evening with a lady.